Ardys and Marty had a very unfortunate accident while motorcycling and ended up in front of the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter asked, “Are you two married?” “No,” they answered in unison. But that got them thinking. Ardys said, “Maybe
we should get married. We always planned to make it legal some day.” Marty asked St. Peter, “Can we get married in Heaven?”
“Well, I don’t know. Nobody has ever wanted to do that before. Let me get a ruling.” St. Peter was gone for a
long time, which gave Ardys and Marty time for lots of second guessing. “Eternity is a long time,” Ardys said.
“What if we fall out of love?” “Yeah. It’s not like on earth—until death do you part.” After three months, St. Peter came back.
He looked at his clipboard and said, “Yes, you can get married in Heaven.” Marty piped up. “What about a divorce?
Can we get a divorce in Heaven?” St. Peter slammed down his clipboard. “It took me three months to find a clergyman.
"How long do you think it’s going to take me to find a lawyer?"