Ralph Gets Caught Speeding
Clarence the police officer found the perfect spot where he could wait for speeders without being seen. On the first day he tried it out, there was very little traffic—and not one speeder—until Ralph came flying along on his motorcycle. He was going a good fifteen miles over the limit.
Clarence hit the siren, and Ralph pulled over right away.
“Hah! Gotcha!” Clarence gloated. “I’ve been waiting for you all day.”
“I know, sir. And I got here as fast as I could.”
Clarence laughed so hard he let Ralph go on his way with just a warning.