Althea was just starting her motorcycle after church when the minister walked by.
“Wait a minute, pastor,” she said.
The minister turned and walked back to her.
She said, “I just wanted to say I won’t be in church next week.”
“Oh, why not?”
“I’ll be watching the Olympics.”
“Recorders have been invented, you know,” the minister said thinking of DVRs.
Althea answered, “Good idea! I’ll give someone my tape recorder to record your sermon.”