Terry was a motorcycle policeman. He got appendicitis and was rushed into surgery. Fortunately, the surgery went well. He woke up and was surprised to feel a pulling sensation on his chest.
He looked down and found three long strips of extra-strength sticky tape traversing the hairy abundance on his upper torso. On one of the strips, written upside down so Terry could read it, was:
“From the nurse you gave a ticket last week. I’ll be around later to remove these.”